The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "How To Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying"
Quotes from "How To Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying"
HANK: Bobby! Way to kill ducks!
HANK: He must've killed a thousand ducks.
BOBBY: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
DALE: ...So then Ray walks in with the same snow-camouflage bib overalls he knew I planned to wear that same hunt!
DALE: Hank's jacket is so Desert Storm.
COTTON: No wonder that kid from the playground stole your pail! He knows you can't shoot!
INSTRUCTOR: "I didn't know it was loaded" is not an acceptable excuse. "I wasn't there" or "I never met those people" are better excuses. When I was your age, I used to get so excited about hitting the target that I'd run right out onto the range. That's how I lost this thumb, and later, this eye. If it weren't for the NRA safety guidelines which I eventually accepted, I'd be a stub standing here before you.
PHILIP: I'm a sports psychologist. I worked with the Cowboys.
HANK: Do you hang out here all day waiting for someone to miss?
COTTON: Someday soon, all of you will be drafted into war. Some of you, like Hank, will be killed. Others can shoot, and may become war heroes.
BILL: What's this about guns being dangerous?
BOBBY: I think I messed up. I made Dad not like guns any more.
HANK: I can't shoot... My aim is terrible, I can barely keep the gun steady.
BOBBY: No Hill has ever been a loser! We fought for Texas at the Alamo!
HANK: All right, here's the deal. I don't believe in that gobbledygook about a subconscious or any other witchcraft. I won't take pills, I won't let you hypnotize or molest me.
PHILIP: Visualization is probably the only legitimate part of what people like myself practice.
LUANNE: Good news! The McKays just came out of the Gauntlet, and the younger one blew away an entire picnicking family!
COTTON: Sorry I'm late -- I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
COTTON: Come on, Hank, I got money riding on this shot -- on the McKays!
BOBBY: We did it, Dad! Second place in a real father-son tournament! Can I put it on my wall? We were so good out there. We should always be shooting. This is the best day ever. You're the best dad ever. I'm the best son ever.