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The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "It's Not Easy Being Green"

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Quotes from "It's Not Easy Being Green"
Written by John Altschuler & Dave Krinsky
Directed by Jeff Myers

PEGGY: Bobby, I'll have you know I consider myself one of the great environmentalists of our time.

MR. McKAY: Propane just perpetuates the whole culture of backyard barbecues. Paper plates. Plastic forks. Meat!
HANK: I've sold three grills today using those exact words, but with a more positive attitude.

HANK (being sworn in): Hey, this isn't the Bible, it's a Harry Potter book!
EMILY: We're not allowed to bring the Bible to school.

CLARK: I'm not a lawyer, I'm just a kid. But you, sir, disgust me!

BOBBY: I throw my insane client on the mercy of the court.

YOUNG DALE: Wait a minute! Kid Dy-no-mite has got it! Why don't we take Boomhauer's car for a joyride?
YOUNG HANK: Joyride? That sounds fun. And you know what would be even more fun? If after we drive it, we fill it with gas, so the next time Boomhauer uses it, he's like, "How'd that happen?"

YOUNG DALE: The left brake's not working!

HANK: Boomhauer thinks some Yankees came and stole his car, and he's going to go to his grave thinking that.
DALE: Boomhauer's grave? Are you suggesting we kill Boomhauer? Well, you're the boss.

BOBBY: If you stop using newspapers, I can give you a coupon for twenty dollars off your first purchase of a windmill.
LUANNE: I'm sorry, I can't help you, Bobby -- I don't use newspapers.

BOBBY: I thought you said that tree-huggers like me and Mr. McKay were a bunch of noodle-brained Communists.
HANK: No! No! Heh-heh. No, no, no! Heh-heh. No.
BOBBY: This is great! I'm gonna get extra credit for bringing you all on board! We're gonna save itchy algae!
HANK: Yeah! Itchy algae!
DALE: Earth first! Make Mars our bitch!

(Bobby's slogan) "Drain the quarry, you'll be sorry."

BOBBY: This is the first time in my life I've gotten you to change your mind about something. Which of my arguments did you love the most?
HANK: Oh, you know... spaceship earth... we're all in this together... random acts of whatnot.

COUNCILMAN EBBERD: Hank, I understand how you and your fringe minority feel, but that quarry is just a festering stinkhole that the hobos use as a giant toilet. We're better off without it. Let's turn trash into cash!
BILL: Their slogan's better than ours.

HANK: I've got a plan. Dale, we're gonna need your scuba gear.
DALE: Why?
HANK: Because they can't find Boomhauer's car if it's not there.
DALE: But it is there.
BILL: Maybe we should use Dale's scuba gear to pull the car out.
DALE: Now that's a plan, Hank!

BOBBY: I should see if my dad wants the peanut butter and lentil sandwich or the soy eggs and soysage.

DALE: They'll try to pin it on me. And since I did it, they will succeed.

HANK: You called Boomhauer on me? But why?
BOBBY: You acted like an "environmental nutjob" for a week? But why?

DALE: Could you give us a lift?
BOOMHAUER (pointing to Sally): Man, I tell you what, you dang ol' drove it here, man, you can dang ol' drive it back... dang ol' traitor, man.

BOBBY: How long should we stay angry at my dad?
BOOMHAUER: Well, I tell you, Bobby, time goin' take for me, man... life's too short... don't want to hold no dang ol' grudge... I'd say two weeks... prob'ly three.
BOBBY: You know, Mr. Boomhauer, I can see why my dad's always quoting you.


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