The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "It's Not Easy Being Green"
Quotes from "It's Not Easy Being Green"
PEGGY: Bobby, I'll have you know I consider myself one of the great environmentalists of our time.
MR. McKAY: Propane just perpetuates the whole culture of backyard barbecues. Paper plates. Plastic forks. Meat!
HANK (being sworn in): Hey, this isn't the Bible, it's a Harry Potter book!
CLARK: I'm not a lawyer, I'm just a kid. But you, sir, disgust me!
BOBBY: I throw my insane client on the mercy of the court.
YOUNG DALE: Wait a minute! Kid Dy-no-mite has got it! Why don't we take Boomhauer's car for a joyride?
YOUNG DALE: The left brake's not working!
HANK: Boomhauer thinks some Yankees came and stole his car, and he's going to go to his grave thinking that.
BOBBY: If you stop using newspapers, I can give you a coupon for twenty dollars off your first purchase of a windmill.
BOBBY: I thought you said that tree-huggers like me and Mr. McKay were a bunch of noodle-brained Communists.
(Bobby's slogan) "Drain the quarry, you'll be sorry."
BOBBY: This is the first time in my life I've gotten you to change your mind about something. Which of my arguments did you love the most?
COUNCILMAN EBBERD: Hank, I understand how you and your fringe minority feel, but that quarry is just a festering stinkhole that the hobos use as a giant toilet. We're better off without it. Let's turn trash into cash!
HANK: I've got a plan. Dale, we're gonna need your scuba gear.
BOBBY: I should see if my dad wants the peanut butter and lentil sandwich or the soy eggs and soysage.
DALE: They'll try to pin it on me. And since I did it, they will succeed.
HANK: You called Boomhauer on me? But why?
DALE: Could you give us a lift?
BOBBY: How long should we stay angry at my dad?