The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Bills are Made to be Broken"
Quotes from "Bills are Made to be Broken"
DALE: This record is all Bill's got. Should we rock-paper-scissors to see who keeps him from killing himself in the bathroom?
BILL: I've never done a radio interview before, but hardly a week goes by that I don't do a telephone survey about my long-distance service.
BILL: It was nineteen and seventy-four, and we were playing the Wahachi Cowboys. The ball was on the three-yard line with five seconds left. We needed a touchdown to win, and that's when Coach called for -- The Billdozer!
RICKY: Doctors say I'm out for the season.
BILL: Only Ricky and I know how tough it is to get this far. He won't let anything stand in his way. Yep, I remember hemmorhage, and embolism, and even detatched retina -- it sounded scary, but when you smell the goal line, they're only words. Just words.
RICKY: I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible: My coach, God, and the school board. I'd also like to thank Mr. Deevatreaux for taking such good care of the trophy ball.
SPORTS JOCK: Now don't go sayin' the Sports Jock should be fitted for a skirt and some of them pretty hoop earrings, but I got a tear in my eye last night watching Ricky Suggs break the record.
PEGGY: Poor Bill. He was living in his past and that boy has stolen it. Where is Bill supposed to live now?
HANK: Mr. Chairman, I would like to respectfully submit that you put an asterisk next to Ricky Suggs's name in the record book. And that asterisk should read: "This record was attained through the use of fraud and bad sportsmanship."
HANK: Hey, how about the time we snuck into the stadium and mowed the whole field before the groundskeeper could? The look on his face right before we apologized!
COACH: I'd have to cut somebody...
BILL: I can play again? Thank God I never graduated from high school! Do I have to go to class too?
RICKY: When I crossed the goal line and set the record, I didn't do it just for me. I did it for my girlfriend...
COACH: This guy was setting records before you were born! He fought for your freedom in North Carolina during 'Nam!
BILL: "Arlen High, we honor thee, / Thy legacy of bravery --" Come on, guys, too cool to sing the school song?
COACH: We may not have their youth, or speed, or performance-enhancing drugs, but we got something they don't: guts.
RICKY: No fair! Asterisk! Asterisk!
HANK: We're still in scoring position. If Arlen High gets the ball again, you can get the record back.