The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Board Games"
Quotes from "Board Games"
Written by Sivert Glarum & Michael Jamin
Directed by Kyounghee Lim & Boohwan Lim
MINH: No after-school program? Now who Connie gonna tutor? Bums in railyard?
HANK: Your initiative is really impressing me, and not just because you're ladies.
PEGGY: "For the children," on three. Ready? One, two, three...
NANCY: I bet this must be very exciting for you, Minh. Where you're from, you probably didn't have the freedom to criticize your government.
KAHN: Three women can't fill one position. This school board seat, not Boomhauer's hot tub.
PEGGY: Let's not lose sight of why I'm doing this -- it's for the children. I'm not saying Minh hates children, but I really love them. They are three of the five points in my five-point plan. I haven't quite figured out the other two yet. I was thinking something about America.
BOBBY: Mrs. Souph' and Mrs. Gribble are waiting in the living room. Here's breakfast. And I typed up the monologues from Leno and Letterman.
PEGGY: "Minh to Win." I don't get it.
HANK: I'm not crazy about making holes in my lawn, but I guess it's for the children.
PEGGY: The thing to remember, people, is that you are not gonna have to tighten your belt, because we are gonna fix the pants!
PEGGY: She has the nerve to stab me in the back. That is just not done in politics, Hank. There is no way I'm going back to college. I'm a teacher! I'm done learning!
PEGGY: Nancy, how much longer do you think you can milk this sexy weather girl act? Two, three, two years, tops?
KAHN: I told you, Minh, but no! You had to see hoboes boxing!
PEGGY: Hank, we need a bus.
HANK: I don't really think I should mix politics and propane.
NANCY: Sug, just because I'm beautiful doesn't mean I'm harmless. Have you ever wondered what happened to the weathercaster before me?
NANCY: I cannot believe that Chapman lady won.