The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "The Buck Stops Here"
Quotes from "The Buck Stops Here"
BOBBY: I was up late last night watching a Taxi marathon on Nick at Nite -- tank you veddy much.
HANK: I'm not giving you my chores. You're getting a job.
MINH: Hear that, Peggy Hill? Next time I'll be drinking orange juice from a coffee mug while you still drinking from the little itty-bitty Peggy Hill paper cup!
MR. STRICKLAND: Tell you what, if Bobby works half as hard as you do, I'll pull a few strings, grease a few palms, get him a job as a caddy at the golf club.
GUARD: Your truck is parked too far from the curb. I'm going to have to give you a warning.
BOBBY: Did you ever ride a block of ice?
MR. STRICKLAND: He reminds me of my own boy.
BILL: I had a dream last night where we were all naked. Except for you, Hank, you had these little clear plastic underpants on. Actually, they weren't doing you any good, because you could see everything.
BOBBY: Mr. Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker.
HANK: You're giving that watch back!
HANK: If Mr. Strickland calls, you tell him -- (dramatic pause) -- I'm taking a personal day.
MINH: They wouldn't take any more blood from you!
MR. STRICKLAND: If I'm losing, I'm gonna fake having a heart attack. That's your cue to come in screaming "My daddy's havin' a heart attack! My daddy's havin' a heart attack!"
BOBBY: The watch is mine!
HANK: I'm his father.
MR. STRICKLAND: You heard me! I'm havin' a got-danged heart attack!
MR. STRICKLAND: That's right, you backwater hicks! You missed Buck again!