The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Hank's Cowboy Movie"
Quotes from "Hank's Cowboy Movie"
BOBBY: We're going to see the training camp of the Dallas Cowboys. They used to be in Austin till, well, you know. But like my dad says, "Cowboys will be Cowboys."
BOBBY: Ervine's looking good this year, huh, Dad?
HANK: Sweet Jethro Pugh!
HANK: All his dreams from now on are gonna be about leaving. And then some high school guidance counsellor is gonna tell him to follow his dreams. Then how will he end up? A fruit pie salesman with a whoopie cushion living in Wichita Falls.
DALE: Hank's right. If all the children leave Arlen, there will be no young to take care of our old. Our old will feed off our very old. Our very old who are not eaten will wish they had been... eaten.
HANK: We used to make movies all the time. Dale, you practically slept with that little camcorder.
BOOMHAUER: Hey, man, all you need is a dang ol' narrator, you know, like that movie trailer guy, dang ol' "In a world where love is against the law..." Something like that.
NANCY: Welcome, Jerry Jones. I'm Nancy Hicks Gribble, and I'll be your tour guide on a magical journey through Arlen, Texas, the next training camp site of the Dallas Cowboys.
BOBBY: Do you really think the Cowboys would move to Arlen?
PEGGY: Whoosh! Do you know what that is?
DALE: Hank, you have bullyragged this production and stifled my creativity since day one. It is now day two. I quit.
BOBBY: It's okay, Dad. We were crazy to try and compete with Wichita Falls.
BOBBY: Dad's talking to the Tom Landry plate again.
HANK: So I guess this means you'll be leaving us when you grow up.