The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Enrique-cilable Differences"
Quotes from "Enrique-cilable Differences"
JOSEPH: It's on Fox. They have this one show where they give a girl a bigger boobie, then make her do something gross for the second bigger boobie.
BOBBY: You know what would be a good way to teach me responsibility? You unblock the Fox network and I promise not to watch it.
HANK: Every time I turn around, he's there, hanging around, talking about things. It's like all of a sudden he wants to be my best friend.
DALE: Is this some kind of "bring a coworker to home" day?
HANK: The problem here is with your wife. You should probably be talking to her. Yep, I guess that's the plan. Go talk to your wife.
PEGGY: Enrique is asking about you. Now you need to ask about him. Find out what the trouble is in his marriage. Is he there for her emotionally?
HOST: America has made the choice and now you get to see the results! What do you think of your new face?
ENRIQUE: Now it's time for presents. For adorable Luanne, an adorable stuffed animal.
ENRIQUE: Okay, here's the deal with Yolanda and me. I tell her she's pretty all the time, but she never tells me I'm handsome. Do you think I'm handsome, Hank?
DALE: Hank, I spit in the concrete, so when I mysteriously "disappear," you'll be able to create the perfect neighbor: half-man, half-driveway.
(Bobby and Joseph watch the Daytona 500, thinking it's a reality show.)
HANK: I just want you to know that whatever you decide, it's none of my business.
ENRIQUE: Let me in! I'm so lonely! Peggy, you haven't told me how you'd make Rocky III better!
PEGGY: So how'd it go with Enrique and Yolanda? Are they going to therapy? Do you think they're really reconciled, or do you think she'll kick him out again?