The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "I Remember Mono"
Quotes from "I Remember Mono"
HANK: Bobby, if you give a Valentine to a sixth-grade boy, girls are gonna think you're sensitive. And something like that can follow you the rest of your life.
LUANNE: Since Buckley said he's going to forget Valentine's Day again I've finally made myself realize that to love yourself, that's the greatest love of all. Isn't that right, Aunt Peggy?
MADDY: But Peggy, if Hank discovers that you cannot even bake, it is all over.
LUANNE: Wow, so I guess what they say is true. There is somebody out there for everybody.
HANK: The old high school, huh? Boy, I haven't been there since -- let's see, the season ended, what, two months? -- yep, two months ago.
(From Hank's permanent record)
DALE: Hey, Hank, did you ever wonder what it'd be like to drink beer standing over there?
NANCY: The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it was good for you.
KERRI STRUG: It's compulsory that you be my Valentine.
AMY: Who are you?
PEGGY: Hank, I can forgive the kissing. I can even forgive the lying. But there's one thing I cannot forgive. Our marriage was built on a wonderful little romantic story. Hank, in my opinion, it was the second greatest story ever told. But now -- now we have no story. All we have is a big side of beef and three broken ribs. You break it, you buy it. That's Pink and White for you.
DALE: You gotta do something to sweep her off those big feet, Hank. Toss a little woo at her, see what sticks.
PEGGY: If your lies were dollars, I would have a hundred thousand dollars by now, and I would live off the interest, Hank. I'd still have to keep my job, but things would be a lot easier.
DOOLEY: Your grandmother loves you.
LUANNE: Am I supposed to kill this pig?