"He girl-crazy sex fiend!"

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Quotes from "Naked Ambition"
Written by Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger
Directed by Anthony Lioi

BOBBY: You, sir, are getting sleepy. You will buy only brand-name cola.

BILL: Call me later if you want to talk about how much fun we had today.

BOBBY: Luanne is practically my sister. I'm not supposed to see her in that state of affairs! I just gotta get that picture out of my head.
JOSEPH: Put it in my head! Tell me everything! Was she wearing high heels?
BOBBY: She wasn't wearing anything!
JOSEPH: Oh, man! I'm gonna picture her in high heels.

JOSEPH: I can't go back home -- my dad's already armed the perimiter.

LUANNE: My class was cancelled and the library was closed. I love college.

DALE: You're where? The booby hatch? Wait, the gentleman's club or the mental hospital?

DALE (to his turtle): C'mon, I'm not leaving without my kiss. I can wait. I can destroy you.

LUANNE: Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to Hell.

BOBBY: Are you crazy? We're gonna get caught! I could go to Hell!
JOSEPH: I can't help myself! I got a monkey on my back and it wants to see Luanne naked!

DALE: Apparently this door has some kind of anti-opening device.

DALE: ...Which is why so many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts. The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defence mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.

BILL: It's just that in the alley, no one cares what I have to say, but here I feel heard, and accepted, and -- dare I say -- loved.

BOBBY: I accidentally saw Luanne naked at the river and I told Joseph and he got jealous 'cause he's in love with her and then he wanted to see her naked and I said okay but just for a little and then you caught us.
CONNIE: So you weren't peeping at me?
BOBBY: You gotta believe me, Connie, I would never peep at you. Never ever.
CONNIE: Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I mean, who would want to look at me when they could look at her?
BOBBY: I would! Not through a window or anything, but in the same room together. You are my girlfriend, aren't you?
CONNIE: Yes.
BOBBY: Well, that's what boyfriends and girlfriends do. They take off their clothes and then they look at each other naked.

CONNIE: You've got a pretty body.

KAHN: You think that boy have future? That not baby fat, that permanent.

JOSEPH: First you cop a look at Luanne, then you see Connie naked? Man, when did you become such a player?
BOBBY: I didn't see Connie naked, I only saw her belly button.
JOSEPH: How was it?
BOBBY: Incredible!

DALE: Hank must never know we were in here. Our society stigmatizes the mentally ill -- and rightly so; these people are nuts!

DALE: All those in favor of Boomhauer's plan, raise their hand.
(Bill, Boomhauer and Dale all raise their hands.)
DALE: I must say I'm surprised by the results. I thought I at least had my support.

KAHN: Last night I catch Bobby half-naked in Connie's room!
HANK: Bobby?
KAHN: Truth about your little boy not so pretty after all, is it, Hank Hill? He girl-crazy sex fiend!
HANK: Well, that boy is gonna get a talking-to, I tell you what. (Walks away, then, relieved) Heh, heh, heh. Whew!

DALE (as they're captured during their escape attempt): How'd they find out about this?
BILL: I might have mentioned something in group.

BILL: I learned in group that I sacrifice my feelings too easily. My feelings are valid, Hank! I'm valid!

BOBBY: Dad, what are you doing here?
HANK: I was just getting the guys out of the insane asylum. What are you doing here?

KAHN: I see you! Kahn see everything!
(As Kahn looks in the Hill house from his ladder, Luanne emerges from the shower.)
LUANNE: Aaagh! Aunt Peggy, Mr. Kahn saw me naked!
JOSEPH (overhearing): Oh, man...!


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