The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Naked Ambition"
Quotes from "Naked Ambition"
BOBBY: You, sir, are getting sleepy. You will buy only brand-name cola.
BILL: Call me later if you want to talk about how much fun we had today.
BOBBY: Luanne is practically my sister. I'm not supposed to see her in that state of affairs! I just gotta get that picture out of my head.
JOSEPH: I can't go back home -- my dad's already armed the perimiter.
LUANNE: My class was cancelled and the library was closed. I love college.
DALE: You're where? The booby hatch? Wait, the gentleman's club or the mental hospital?
DALE (to his turtle): C'mon, I'm not leaving without my kiss. I can wait. I can destroy you.
LUANNE: Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to Hell.
BOBBY: Are you crazy? We're gonna get caught! I could go to Hell!
DALE: Apparently this door has some kind of anti-opening device.
DALE: ...Which is why so many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts. The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defence mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.
BILL: It's just that in the alley, no one cares what I have to say, but here I feel heard, and accepted, and -- dare I say -- loved.
BOBBY: I accidentally saw Luanne naked at the river and I told Joseph and he got jealous 'cause he's in love with her and then he wanted to see her naked and I said okay but just for a little and then you caught us.
CONNIE: You've got a pretty body.
KAHN: You think that boy have future? That not baby fat, that permanent.
JOSEPH: First you cop a look at Luanne, then you see Connie naked? Man, when did you become such a player?
DALE: Hank must never know we were in here. Our society stigmatizes the mentally ill -- and rightly so; these people are nuts!
DALE: All those in favor of Boomhauer's plan, raise their hand.
KAHN: Last night I catch Bobby half-naked in Connie's room!
DALE (as they're captured during their escape attempt): How'd they find out about this?
BILL: I learned in group that I sacrifice my feelings too easily. My feelings are valid, Hank! I'm valid!
BOBBY: Dad, what are you doing here?
KAHN: I see you! Kahn see everything!