The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "As Old as the Hills"
Quotes from "As Old as the Hills"
DALE: Twenty years. If your marriage were a murderer, it'd probably be out by now.
LUANNE: Bobby, my camping trip's been cancelled and the shelter says I have to be battered to stay there. So can I go with you to Cotton's?
HANK: Now, this is not my award-winning "The History of Propane" slide show, but it's the next best thing: my marriage to Mrs. Peggy Hill. I call it "Twenty Years of Outstanding Service." (first slide) Here we see the early years, when our first home was an efficiency apartment. Although it would have been more efficient if it was heated with propane.
COTTON: This one's bustin' to get out. Not like Hank. Never moved once while he was in there. Not even born and he already give up.
DRIVER: Where to?
COTTON: Bobby, this ain't no Basky Robbins vacation! Didi's with child! She's useless! Now, the first thing you can do is clean my ears.
PEGGY: Whatever happened to that young couple who dreamed of inventing a new steak sauce, or taking a train to Alaska?
HANK: What was that?
BOBBY: I hope Grandpa treats the baby better than he treats you.
INSTRUCTOR: You're all here for different reasons, and personally I don't care what those reasons are. But you'll all be joined together by the one thing I do care about: parachuting. You have never experienced anything like what you are about to experience here today. Nothing comes close. Not even sex. Don't get me wrong, I like sex. A lot. But parachuting is, well -- God, it's -- it's hard to describe.
HANK (parachuting): Oh, my God, I can see Strickland Propane from here. It's beautiful.
HANK: Peggy, you were right, it's amazing! It's like selling a million grills all at the same time. With extended warranties.