The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Hanky Panky"
Quotes from "Hanky Panky"
HANK: Bobby, the Blue Flame of Valour Award is the highest honor that the Texas Propane Association can bestow on a living member in peacetime. Show some respect.
LUANNE: Mr. Strickland's wife is beautiful.
HANK: As a young boy, I always dreamed of winning the Super Bowl. Then, as most of you know, that dream was crushed along with my ankle in the Class 2A State Football Championship. I knocked around for a while, sowed my oats, got a job at Jeans West. Long story short, one day at JW, I sold a pair of Jordache to a man who would change my life. To quote Dr. Luther King, I had another dream: to sell propane and propane accessories. The name of the man and the dealership: Strickland.
PEGGY: Congratulations, Hank, you own a barbecue restaurant. And because we live in a community property state, I own half. So, in addition, congratulations to me.
JEWEL: Pleasant mornin' to all y'all. My name is Jewel Crawford, attorney-at-law.
MR. STRICKLAND: Debbie, you stay here. I need you to be my eyes and ears.
HANK: You know, Debbie's place is right next to Sugarfoot's. That's quite a coincidence.
MRS. STRICKLAND: I can forgive my husband's benders, and the profanity, and his inappropriate comfort with all aspects of the human body. But it's the women, Hank. My purse of forgiveness is finally empty.
PEGGY: When people walk into Sugarfoot's, what's their first thought?
JOE JACK: coughboy toy!cough
DEBBIE: I'm tired of wiping tanks all day to support this home while you sit there like a king, watching All My Children with Gail.
BILL: You could call the Equal Employment Commission.
HANK: No, I'm sorry, but at this point in time I'm going to have to reject your advances.
HANK: Sir, we go back fifteen years, and in all that time I have only had one mistress, and her name is propane. Peggy and I have an understanding about that.
MR. STRICKLAND: I had it all, Hank. I had a good wife to mother me, I had a pretty young girlfriend. I was living like a Frenchman. But I blew it. I lost my wife, I lost my money. And now I want my wife and my money back!
HANK: Oh, God, I just had phone sex!