The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Pregnant Paws"
Quotes from "Pregnant Paws"
PEGGY: This could be Ladybird's last heat. If you don't do something, and fast, she is going to spend the rest of her life childless and lonely, sulking about the house in soiled underwear, like Bill.
BOUNTY HUNTER: Any man who skips out on his bail can be hunted like an animal, although not eaten. All you gotta do is sit through a four-hour training course.
MR. STRICKLAND: Hank, I'd love to give you a raise, but the accounting department said, "Buck, stop lettin' the employees put your lemons in a vise."
HANK: Ladybird Hill, you're beautiful. Luanne, take off her underwear.
(In a flashback)
BOBBY: Wow. It's hot inside a dog's head.
DALE: I had my hand up first. Why do you keep giving all the cases to these other guys?
HANK: They're using this experimental fertility drug. I figure if it's safe enough for humans in France, it's probably safe enough for dogs in America.
DALE: Let's get one thing straight, Ladybird: you work for me.
PEGGY: You're blaming me? I would have to be pretty passive-aggressive to do something like that and spit in your coffee every day.
HANK: She's gonna dehydrate in there. Between this sun and the incredible airtight construction of an American-made truck, I'd say she's got about five minutes.
PEGGY: All week I have watched you jump through hoops trying to get Ladybird pregnant, and you never jumped through any hoops for me.
PEGGY: Be careful, Hank. Nine times out of ten they go right for the crotch. And I see ten dogs out there.
JIM: Why are your arms shaking, Mr. Bounty Hunter? If that is your real name.